So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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