State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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