2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
soo... how was my night?
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