Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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