Just cropdusted the office
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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