Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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