Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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