You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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