Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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