i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I will pee on everything he values.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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