Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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