I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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