he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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