highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Randomize