What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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