what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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