you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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