I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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