so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
What drink are we having for lunch?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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