O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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