I'm really into asian looking animals
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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