You're my little dorito
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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