Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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