Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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