careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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