Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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