I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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