I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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