My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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