Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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