yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
