i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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