Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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