His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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