Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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