She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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