I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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