But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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