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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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