I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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