See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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