talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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