my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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