Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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