I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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