yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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