I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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