dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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