have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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