butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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