5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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