Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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