I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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