I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just want to make out with him forever
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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