just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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