belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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